Oh little dog Dex, with your floppy ears
and your wrinkly neck.
Such a mess you make,
so many pee-pee mistakes.
Well, we love you nevertheless.
Under the covers is where you'll rest.
Our little Dexter, our little love.
Your mother was a Basset,
your dad a Shar-Pei.
Now in between us you lay.
We will love you for now and always.